Warren's Weird Meals: Chicken Cinnamon Bagel Sandwich

Happy Friday foodie friends! This week I had to get permission to write this post before I could share it with all of you. I didn’t want it to come across as mean or ungrateful, but I did have a burning desire to share this story with you. I will start by saying that I very much like my stepmom. She is a very nice lady, and at times I prefer her company over my own father. She has blended in well to our family, and she puts up with my dad which is honestly a miracle. With all of that said…she gave me one of the weirdest dinners I’ve ever had in my life. 

Funny Dudes Eating Funny Foods: Celebrity sightings in a classic PDX eatery

Last month a comedy tour stopped in the City of Roses that offered a handful of everyone's favorite 1990's Saturday Night Live players. Shout out to the nineties- woop woop! Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade and Norm MacDonald were on the bill, and while this is a dream team line up of guys I have long loved (sadly missing my favorite- Chris Farley), the $100 or more price tag per ticket was more than this working girl could afford. So I turned on a vintage SNL and imagined what they would be telling jokes about in Portland: Hipsters, beards and one can only assume marijuana.

And then I never thought about this night again.

That is until one week later when I ran into a guy I kinda sorta know. He is a server at the iconic Virginia Cafe downtown, and starting telling me a story about some famous patrons that he had recently served. His story went something like this: